(why be embarrassed? I'm in love! Id tell you her name but I'm afraid you'll find us! I'm happy and I'm proud)
(rejected? She came to me!. I thought of something but I'm not gonna say it... It's innaparopriat )
(lol. It's a secret, no one knows that we're going out but us... If I know any of you in rl and I don't know it... I'm screwed)
(be a rebel and say it!! and you sorta got rejected, because she wanted to do it, then changed her mind. So she cockblocked you from herself? Yeah. )
[What's the point of going out with somebody if nobody knows about it? Hmmm? What? Are you dating a 5th grader?]