Chris: ok. Well, you had that funny sword that I mistook for an assassins. Well... I think your a medic. There are three types of demons. Warriors-me. Assassins- ?. Medics- you.
(lolz. Me 2) Chris: yes. Anything. You just have to touch it. If you were in hell longer you would be able to do more, like how I can...
( Not gonna say how weird that sounded) "Uh, your girlfriend needs you!" I dramatically flutter my eyelashes and bring a hand to my forehead.