Secret Santa Game

12 pack of bud, 11 wrestlin' tickets
Tin a' copenhagen, 9 years probation
8 table dancers, 7 packs of redman
6 cans of spam, 5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun shells
2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT

 

I'll give u a fart In a jar

 

A book of jokes

because that's not funny 

 

A trip to Disney world