Elizabeth (now a well known swords lady has traveled all around the country but for some reason still comes back to the Capitol still not reunited with her older brother) *pasts A few of my friends walking into the bar waving to the bar tender I sit down* well ahoy there how are you doing. Bar tender: Elizabeth I'm doing great!
Princess, isn't this how the first baby happened too? DES thought it was his, I ran... He followed, I kicked his sss, I came back, I got a job at FFN to pay the bills, you took the money, etc etc
Elizabeth: he don't get your beard in a twist I just bumped into you Jesus. *rolls eyes at the bar tender then whips out sword pointing the tip at the guys neck* don't get sassy please it was just a little bump
Stranger:*pushes sword out the way* If you're really sorry then sit and have a drink with me. I'll pay.