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Wow Tl;dr all the way. I'll read them in a bit lol. Here's mine. Don't be afraid of a woman with a knife. If a woman pulls a knife on you just...
Do you like jokes? Do you laugh at your own jokes? I sure as hell do. I'm funny af. Anyways, racist jokes, sexist jokes, corny jokes, you like?...
^ even I can feel the heat. Or maybe this toilet seat was already warm O.O
Because the internet hasn't figured out how to let trolls die.
"Kinda".....
You borrowed me too long and my owner is furious.
^ stop
Post on campus too. Give your club a reason to be visited.
I stole her data from your phone so I could have 2 :]
You're only 19 years old, you don't have to worry about being in love or being loved (by a girl) yet. Once you get situated, finish college (if...
Employers these days want people with experience. They are getting more and more lazy and don't want to give training to people. I applied to jobs...
Just go to a porn site. You will find many singles in YOUR AREA ready to get down. 100% legit too.
Dam. I like toasty seats at home. I try not to poop in public lololol.
^ exactly. Now if you'll excuse me... I need some furry action ;)
Yes "fun", fur fun. Fun fur. Fun fur you ;].
Totes. Look for a fur thread in /b/.
Lemon lol
Well there's eel porn. Octopus wouldn't be too far out.
Peanuts have protein. While its true we don't need animals they still taste good. So you know? Yum yum. Plus plants have life too, so its not a...
"Fuck ghosts, I can fit my whole body in you".