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Oh yes <3 That's the best.
After I eat something chunky and crispy and my poop has sharp chunks in it that cuts me like a knife <3
You just read my mind.
The best feeling in the world is when you sit on a toilet behind a fat lady.
My nipples get hard when I sit on a cold toilet.
I feel you. That's the struggle. Or when I'm in Walmart and I can't make it to the bathroom I just go down the toilet paper isle and use some of...
Every morning, routinely, I shart.
Oh you would. No one can resist me. I AM GOD. Even god needs to get laid sometimes, ya know.
You can kick my ass. <3 ;)
That's because you suck.
I'm asparagus
._. I just didn't understand. But yeah, Still no support.
I like the original one.
WAT? No support.
Now that's something I can be proud of
Fat, hairy drunken men punching each other. <3 My dream.
If someone ever invented that, I would be incredibly happy. ?
Ahil That would be amazing. All this reading is starting to get to me.
Shh, did I not tell you to leave my presence?
The fact that you count your fights makes me wonder if you're homosexual.