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I have high expectations for this guy so i shall
Tbh i think he's getting hired. It was a total nonsense resume but everyone thought it was funny
Ty for your valuable contribution. Another amusing one I remember is this chick who wanted a week off every month because she didn't wanna work...
:c
So, today some dude handed in a resume to the restaurant I work at with 'Dope Ass Knife Skills' listed under his qualifications. I have been...
Donut be jealous pls
I didn't buy two wedding dresses for you not to come
They're not being sensitive, they're following pimd rules...
One day you, too, can find true love. https://i.imgur.com/yNuYnww.png
Oooo a secret selfie yay
What kind of toppings?
I cri
I am curious, show us your beautiful face pls and ty
Thank you thank you ?
If you move to Canada you will be exactly 1 inch taller than the average female. Rejoice in your newfound tallness
the feeling is mutual ?
Get your life in order
I am blue now https://i.imgur.com/pBU2tyM.jpg
Ew wtf. Those are not real muffins, those are bland cupcakes. I care about my body