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I have to say that lobsters are terrifying
Cut the rind off though or I fire you
Awww thanks
To a certain someone. I love you so much. You have no idea. You make my world complete and I thank you that you're a part of my life. Will...
Yes I was terrified
I was terrified of going to pee at night as a kid as I was convinced that Henry VIII was going to leap out of the airing cupboard and chop my head...
I'll lend you $1 at a APR of 10000000%
Re: LETS **** ? Throw your phone in a river you vile desperate cretin. No-one wants your cyber bugs.
The cat barging the bedroom door open at 4am and refusing to learn to close it behind him.
The word 'brunch'. Seriously?
People who ask if you're 'courting'. No. I'm not living in the early 1900s thank you very much.
Bad drivers. If you can't drive, get off my road.
You must have missed me hitting on zep foot became my mummy yesterday
He's my mummy mop you weirdo
I'm easy and thirsty
Anyone suggested girl gamer avatar yet?
That one I would look like
Idiots actually seem to think players look like their avatars
Announce you're pregnant by a midget with a limp
Do you do bug role play? I like pretending to be a slug and have people chase me with salt to see if I can outrun them before I explode into green...