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I drank Johnny Walker Black Label. It was AWFUL but good. You know what I mean? So there are sorcerers of wifi like charles xavier and they're...
Roaches scare me. Asian ones. They fly and crawl super fast and are indestructible. They're like trex in bug form. You ask plenty of questions...
You are a girl because the sperm that would have made you a boy tripped before the finish line. 69? Well why do dogs chase their tails?
Art is a brain fart but with pictures. Nutella is like the world's way of saying sorry for WW2. Bathtime = Cleanliness = Godliness
I believe in Revolution because it sounds cooler. If evolution is real then I wanna beat it up for not working fast enough to take my wisdom teeth...
Babies come from... Trees. That grow in special forests. Carried to parents by storks. Humans are man searching for who they are. That's why who...
A million years ago male and females had this big gambling game. Like a coin toss. But it was a rock. One side smooth one side mossy. And well,...
Why not have BOTH? Pimd is actually mostly a bunch of good people who are stuck together in this gigantic world of a game it's like the zombie...
I am 10 10 5 Education is books, the smell of glue, tons of recycled paper that we never look at, more paper of various kinds, a black or blue...
Poops are oblong because there is the circle of life but poops cannot be a circle or else poop will be life therefore nature was like "this is the...
ba-ba (ba-ba-ba-ba-banana) PO-TAE-TOH-OH-OH (ba-ba-ba-ba-banana) togari noh pocato li kani malo mani kano chi ka-ba-ba, ba-ba-naNAAAHHHH!!!!
When you say booger it sounds round. Hence there are two O's in the word. If you wanted cube shaped boogers it'd be... Squgers or something.
They say you need lemons. But where did they get ade? I'll tell you. It's lemons and gatorADE. The lime one of course.
Because he lives in a pineapple under the sea. the saltwater would erode a candy like you. Or a shark could get you. Sharks like sweets.
Give it an apple to munch on. Then give it a name. Discuss your deepest dreams. Then go fishing using worm as bait. Eat fish you caught with said...
The better you can smell food. You're destined to be master chef on iron chef. Boom. Two in one
You know when you spell rob backwards it's like bor which is like boar or bore ahahaha I find that funny
Because being a nub has its benefits and privileges like we're exempt from tax it's awesome
Rob I always knew what a tb was but I couldn't believe someone would ask me what mine was so given your serious nature I decided to mess with you...
Sidewalks are sparkly because vampires like running on em and spreading their pixie dust. You know coz the buildings give shade and if you're on...