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Why did the blonde get fired from the M(and)M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.
How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head underwater until she can no longer breathe and stops struggling.
How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You set an alarm for a reasonable time.
Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender takes their orders, and they enjoy their drinks. They then pay the tab, leave a generous tip and...
A man was walking along the beach when he spotted a magic lamp. Excited for his three wishes, he picked it up and started rubbing it. Turns out it...
What day of the week do fish hate the most? Fish are unable to feel hatred.
A sexual predator and a school boy walk into the forest. When they stop at a clearing the boy says "wow, mister, is sure is dark and scary in...
A black man, a hispanic man, a jewish man and an asian man are sitting at a bar. A fine example of an integrated community.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? To file a police report.
What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn’t advanced enough...
A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.
A duck walks into a 7-11 and says “Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!” But the cash register attendee doesn’t speak English and cannot...
A dog walks into a bar and is promptly excorted out since animals are not allowed
Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work.
What do you call a Mexican guy flying a plane? A pilot.
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave after realizing the danger of this situation.
A dog walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender realizes how silly this is, and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over and tells his wife...
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was startled by a loud noise and crossed the road to get away from what it thought was a predator.
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The...
What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.