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Your manhood has already been questioned tho... Right?
When your clumsy ass falls up the stairs again...
Good thing you got that chin strap... wouldn't want your jaw to be busted from all your many fails in daily life...
Well I still got music and sound effects on deck... Made a sick track today. Yee!
Is that kind of like gorilla salad?
What ever happened to that app you were making?
You're going to need way more fiber in your diet to do that...
So sad... My condolences to the victims and their families?
Banned because I'm too sexy to keep waiting
It's just about the emotion of being unfaithful because of bumping into someone serendipitously (literally)... and about escaping being trapped in...
...I smile with my eyes ...You look so surprised Never thought that my lies Would leave you so mesmerized It seemed so innocent Going this far......
I'm late. Can I borrow money? Who are you texting with? Why is she sending you pictures with so much cleavage showing?
Things your Crush or S/O says that has you like...?http://memesvault.com/wp-content/uploads/Snuggle-Bear-Commercial-08.jpg
What's your wall game looking like? How Frequently do people post on average? What do you instantly delete? How often do you clean it? What do...
I used to have a best friend... Then she became a monster... Maybe someone will misplace their kid and they will have to put my ex best friend...
Banned because my Senpai is wayyyy better
Set an alarm clock, I'm not the one to doze on All the way up like ozone Chill get his froze on like he jumped in a bucket of ice with no clothes...
1000000 Infinity plus ?
If PIMDSTAGRAM really existed then my DMs would be poppin... Because it really goes down...
Composer: Charlie Chaplin Written by: John Turner and Geoffrey Parsons "Smile" Smile, though your heart is aching Smile, even though it's...