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I'll give you my imaginary wife
Best commercial ever! I'll take 5!
Hello, I'm a disembodied voice here to teach you how to skip! Before we can learn to skip, though, we must know the history of skipping! *insert...
Bump Updates soon, my power was out for a few days XD
In capitalist America, you watch tv!
And I'm a moose
It's funny cause its semi-racist!
In capitalist America, you crash car!
... Do they tell capitalist America jokes? Give me some of the greatestest capitalist America jokes F***ING EVER! MANLY! PONIES! (idk why I...
^no, like a bau5
Then we drink some so-da!
*loads nail shotgun* It's funny cause it doesn't exist!
Nails shotgun = win!
*nails in nails to the discipline stick* BRING IT!!!
So yesterday I was at the 7 eleven, eating a slushy when a dinosaur busted in and ate my favorite candy bar, so I tamed the Dino and flew to the...
SOMEONE GET THE DISCIPLINE STICK!!!
Wipe* my bad
You have a chance if you can put your ego aside
Secily- 10% Rations may last for a while, but zombie hordes can smash through those big grocery store windows. And zombies have a natural...
Melanie- 90% You obviously know what you're talking about. Kudos to you.