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HAYO!
This story is to be about a vigilante assassin in the near future, trying his best to take down gangs in the imaginary city of Enden. Although he...
I thought that was his sexy face.
Fuck you, too, CPT.
Well, you crazy sons a bitches, the cat is back and so are my crazy antics. I'm sure you're wondering, 'Where have you been?!?!' (if you...
Way back when I first started PimD I had a series of random stories about the daily happenings of a guy named Billy and his banana cat. Later...
If you read the whole thing, you'd know giant me's weakness. I'll just give you the right ending. You heroically grabbed the ancient bottle of...
You jump at giant me with the sword, "YOU FOOL!" I yelled, "I told you his only weakness was-" Too late, you were stabbing repeatedly, but...
You nasty poop goes right into the gun's barrel, jamming it! Dragon comes in closer for the final blow! Final strike with: -sword -mustard...
Zombies*
*zomes enjoy some R and R!" You yelled! You soon find giant me, with a gun. Reply options: -secret armor power, activate -secret laser power,...
The Kittehs jump down and begin to blast the zombie army with ease, "zombies! Enjoy some R
Choosing zombies or kittens would progress the story in different ways. Batman on the other hand...
The kittehs shoot their lasers at the golems, who instantly die. "good work cats!" I yell. "meo!" the leader said. Suddenly, more EVIL zombies...
THE OPTION LEADS TO DEATH! GET OVER IT AND CHOOSE SOMETHING ELSE!
The same thing happens, except this time you punched them. game over! TRY AGAIN!
You fly off the dragon and implode into batman. You run up to the golems and throw a batarang. It's not very effective. The pound you into the...
Everyone started staring at each other, until everyone realized how ugly we all are. We all cried for a bit, then the kittens, you, and I got...
You jump down wearing your super rad sunglasses. As soon as the zombies see you, they're all like, "whoa! That guy's rad!" They all have happily...