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run like a chicken wing!!!
*girly voice* ha ha! u blew up! Banana! (Ur turn)
We're at dave and buster's playin a game. *girly voice* high score!!! (ur turn)
we're at dave and busters. What r we doing? come on, what r we doing!?
Ok, lets start with a place. Gimme a place!
Sung to the tune of ABC's: A B C D E F G gummi bears r chasing me One is red, one is blue One is peeing on ur shoe Now im running for my...
Sung to the tune of ABC's: A B C D E F G gummi bears r chasing me
hi. Sorry, im lost. Is this where u post the stupid shizz?
love it. Aspiring authors envy u.
1: Sarcasm: one of the many services i offer. 2: I bet u shower naked s***. 3: I cant take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, ur...
1: If a girl chooses u over sleep, u must be f****** special. 2: That awkward moment when u forget to turn off ur swag and wake up covered in...
1: Marriage: start drinking now. It only gets worse from here. 2: the best way to tell someone u don't like them is to text them ' 370HSSV 0773H"...
I agree with three the most!!!!!!!
1: if it wernt for women, men would would be wearing last week's socks 2: i love u with all my butt. I would say heart but my butt is bigger 3:...
kind of scary
A dear old friend of mine died. Not a friend, but my mother. She was my best friend. She listened to my problems, carried me to bed when i was too...