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I hate coffee, it's so bitter. But I don't really like tea either, unless it's iced lemon tea. (;
Why? What's wrong with her? :o
If it's not finished, why did you post it?
I believe crabs can only be transmitted through sexual activity though. So... Good luck.
Til name change do you part Which is now. My condolences, Sir.
Dan is a shopaholic now.
What's the difference between a drop volley and a regular volley?
Is it sadistic that this made me laugh way too much?
A large slurpee costs $1.80 here.
Me. :D
Me! 14kcs. ): Also, can I request for Brit to be my private teacher?
Did you accidentally freeze your own heart? P.S. Nice bible verse status.
Oh em gee! I can't wait!
How dare you, Mister! This poor child was abandoned by her father on the doorsteps of a stranger, she knew not of her father nor her mother, but...
Oh, the poor thing! How nice of you to take such good care of her all these years. I shall treat her like my own.
How do I know you didn't get knocked up, carried the child and gave birth in the few minutes we've known each other?
:O You have a child!
I hope Brit won't mind it.
Lies! I only kissed her. And I liked it. The taste of her cherry chapstick.
Okay!