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You can't catch an STD sitting on a toilet unless you have a cut on your ass or if you move your geni tals on the area when they STD contaminated...
People who got hot in her cookie
Ah, the first thots. When cartoons were still good. R.I.P.
Whose special needs child is this?
I'm not. You can tell by how they feel during and afterwards
Aren't you a wannabe farmer?
WOW. Spoiler alert, season 2 sucks, season 3 sucks ass
If another guy is doing anything sexual with her... she forfeits her opportunity to be with me by default.
Damn, should've slapped her in Russian... I'm joking. Domestic abuse is never funny.
I KNEW IT Hello, ICE, yes, I'm [insert a white name so they get here faster], I'd like to report an illegal alien
Never trust a hoe... even if she doesn't have a gag reflex...
He's desperate. Who saw the last episode? Who does something fake just because they see some boobs for the first time? CAN SOMEONE GELL ME WHY...
They're not going to be honest 99.9% of the time
My friend, Juan, has an impulse to steal the green cards every time we play uno. I jus juana know why
Guys, be careful before stupid people be like "there's more than 2 genders, because we want to be God."
Yeah. She has such a powerful grip on me...
That's right, I take my hand out on a date
Screw you guys, no homo, cause I'm handsexual.
Lol, is it racist if I thought that's how you sounded it out to?
I don't get defensive. Wrong guy. I work with psychological tactics.