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Song: "Fieber," by Das Ich. Album: "Another World," by Astral Projection. Artist: I couldn't tell you, honestly. Been listening to a lot of God...
And that makes it better how? In that case both were in the wrong.
Who the Hell is Kanye?
Can you make me one? Nothing really feminine if you don't mind. Otherwise, I'm not picky.
Have you read the book "The Positronic Brain"? It's by Anne Droid.
If you're dating someone that doesn't like Star Wars, you're looking for love in Alderaan places.
The volume of my music always seems to get me in treble.
What kind of currency do they use in space?...
Hashbrown and Home fries are better.
I posted a picture of my eye on the Internet, and many people found it upsetting. I don't know why they feel the need to lash out at me. ?
What do you call a snake that studies past events? A Hissstorian.
What do you call a short fisherman? Shrimp.
At the chess club, we call our best player the King. He invited us all to the pub for a few rounds of drinks. By the time the evening was was...
Speaking of rabbits, did you hear? The Energizer Bunny was arrested on charges of battery!
My friend was cold so I told her to stand in the corner. Corners are always 90 degrees!
A backwards poet writes inverse.
I can also make some bad science puns, but only periodically.
Music isn't really my forte. I should probably give piano a rest.
How do you make holy water? Boil the Hell out of it.
I sent in a list of puns to a joke contest, hoping one would win. Sadly, no pun in ten did.