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All the women out there who received a gift for Valentines day, a card from a secret admirer or a box of chocolates from a guy too shy to tell you...
Ordo is right but so are the rest of you. Terrible English.
I'm average looking, average height, pretty dull and have a pretty small penis but this is the internet so it doesn't matter. You can all assume...
I've seen what happens to pretty Mexican gangsters in films. It doesn't usually end well.
I have a massive nose so sneezing can either be orgasmic or painful. And I pity people who are in the vicinity when I'm about to sneeze.
Razorblade summed it up. No one can top that. Lock thread.
I fully support gay marriage on here. I also like the Saudi Arabian cultural of having several hundred wives. Get that supported too.
I cover public toilet seats with about an inch of toilet paper in case I catch any deadly diseases from the filthy public.
Somewhere in between anorexic and obese is good. I just want my girl to look after herself.
My wife is Asian by the way so I can see how your relationship with your parents may cause you a lot of hassle. I have seen how strict they can be...
Hi Phil. You are 19 years old. I'm 24 now and I've seen my friends quit uni, I've seen some of them go 2/3 years without jobs and a lot more...
Solar powered torches are charged by energy from the sun (solar power) and then used when it's dark. After dark tends to refer to when the time...
Square boxes are a lot easier to assemble than circular boxes. Not really confusing that one.
Lysdexic Students. Get it? Dyslexic? HA.
No wonder you're endangered. You're selling your rare environment for financial gain. That's the last time I donate to WWF.
Does it usually take this long or are you have second thoughts?
It's like a day in the life of Spitfire.
Chocolate and cheese on toast is surprisingly tasty, tried this in Jakarta. That would be Cheecolate or, erm, Cheese?
Game was in my city last weekend. It was the night before my wedding though so had to miss it. I'm sure she'll find someone else. On a serious...
I mean it will get you killed regardless of your country.