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-iBendOverForSmallDongers-
Dirty booty with Tupac inside? I'm in.
? Kewl
That's legit pie.
Possibly* Excuse my fail.
? It's actually extremely hard to find LSD where I live.
? She is a stranger and she could possible pop that baby in my car.. Strap the pregnant lady to my roof and let my best friend and the girl of...
The pregnant lady and my best friend. ?
Crash
^ Woooow
Yes ma'am. You want mustard or ketchup?
No support
Cadbury's chocolate is good. ? KIT KATS FTW
I don't want to fire her. She's hot.
D) Fuck the alcohol. Drown my sorrows in that pussy. ?
Damn you took time on that Ariel.
That's the thing. She is my maid. I hired her last week. ?
D) Buy her a few drinks and hope she gets wasted enough to want to sleep with me. ?
I told this girl I'm really into to go make me a sandwich and she belongs in my kitchen, and she slapped me. ? I don't understand why.