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Say it to my face
When your boba is too mushy.
Where did I park my car?
yeti-yogurt
Pepe le pew?
Being able to live in the same house even though he pees on the toilet seat every morning. And not getting mad that he spends all my money at Taco...
He has a million dollars
Is this a question?
Who invented the question mark?
Get outta here with this nonsense!
And, there ya go! I'm not buying a dog that is going to have hip displaysia. It's not fair to that animal. Again, mutts are the best. They also...
I love mutts better. German Sheps have too many health problems for my liking. Don't shop, ADOPT!
I lol'd
Your mom.
Buy them a litterbox.
What's you're favorite? I like Cadbury Creme Eggs! Duh.
NO
I lyk Diesel not Petrol
Why don't you keep texting her and find out what's going on. At this point, you don't really have anything to lose..
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