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My wife hates heels? But they are sexy
Jane is mine, so don't even think about it!
Whoa that's confusing, well Jane is my wife! Burn!
I find it sexual too lol
Have a nice time without me (not gonna happen lol)
Cool, well good night (kinda good morning though) I don't want my own wife to hit me with a hammer
I don't need to chilax, I need to sleep lol
Sunday, why?
1:41
Ok, it's only 1:40 AM though…
I love Irish accents, I have an Irish friend, and I just love how he pronounces words lol
Nope, I bloked it just in time and it only tapped you enough to knock you out, I didn't want a dead wife lol, I had to put my arm in the way
No, my wife was silenced! I shall seek revenge!
Yea, they used a hammer lol
Haha, yea but we've finally been reunited! (are you buying that story at all? Lol)
Hahaha
To tell you the truth, it was an arranged marriage, they had to knock you out cold cos you kept struggling but that sadly caused you to forget...
Haha, as long as you give me vodka, we're gonna get along just fine lol
Yep lol
Good point…