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"Naked" and "bleeding" are my two favorite words to appear in the same story. ?
Your dog knows good food when she sees it. Haha
We have all been there with the hair cut thing, it is a horrible experience! Haha
Omg! Haha
Is it awful that I love the fact that you still have a scar to remember this by? ?
RIP young Lexi. Haha
I’m a reject hooch pooch end table. https://i.imgur.com/OpAyEZ7.jpg Wondering why I am like this. https://i.imgur.com/2rUrm4m.jpg My dog...
Haha At least you didn't wet yourself or something! Could have been worse!
Did she not know of the "lick-it" method yet? Hahaha
I can totally imagine the look on your poor mother's face. Haha
Omg your parents are saints. Haha
Haha I feel like every kid does something similar at one point!
Wait, so... you were coerced into a kid fight club? ? hahaha
I wish I looked nothing like my dad. Ba dum tss. (Ha, Ugly dad joke but actually I love him very much. Pls don't tell him I said he has a big nose.)
Oh mah gawsh. :') <3 I wish my lame android emojis would pop up so you could see my ugly crying expressions. I nominate Tara! She takes such...
Bonus points for pumpkin theme but I gotta take some away for child abuse. ?
Imagine if you died. Death by avacado. ?
I realized I never declared a time frame for the giveaway so I guess you have forever. Oops. Does until November 1st sound sensible to you guys...
? I would have laughed. I love these kinds of jokes.
Congrats, you win all my bentos. (Jk)