Separate names with a comma.
Such as? I have no ideas for anything right now...
We know. You spelt monkey incorrectly. Gertrude is a babe-repeller. David can get whoever he wants, whenever he wants Except for...
Why won't Laqueesha give David a chance?
Good good :3
David is a monkey disguised as a young man. His relationship status is single, but he wouldn't mind hooking up with Laqueesha.
These are all actually really old I haven't written a poem in ages...
DAVID IS NO OLD MAN
O_O
Anyone can join. Even you, SpitFire! :3
Aww, look at SpitFire over there being mean about the good stories on here because he can't write anything as brilliant as this himself
Gertrude and Laqueesha are FEMALE names. DAVID IS MALE I rest my case.
DAVID!! D A V I D ᎠᎯᏉᏆᎠ
Spitfire is a troll, ignore him. It should be obvious this isn't crap.
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Gertrude... What sort of name is that for a monkey? I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT. DAVID
No. Just no. DAVID
There better be, or my stick might 'accidentally' injure a few innocent souls.
DAVID
But I have a large stick I want to threaten him with D:
Oh, okay DAVID