Separate names with a comma.
Not 49th parallel.. 38th. OHHHH that's a bad map error.
Girl I might have. There was fireball, JD's honey whiskey, angry orchards and Smirnoff. Fuck those last 2.
Nope. College boy
Beyond, I wasn't past the threshold. I drank fast and everyone fell asleep before me so I took a huge swig of the handle and laid down. Damn thing...
Who the hell are these new guys? Lol
Yeah, a few years ago.
tldr ain't worth a summary
What the fuck lol.
You're trying to make these original insults but they are soooo bad. Stopppp
Beyond measure, I handle my alcohol well and I might not be as sloppy as you.
Maxi millions, you'll need a million maxi pads before I'm done with you.
Dude I've been drunk smiling for hours. Welcome to re party, sober or not
Everywhere I mean Fuck that posting too fast
Dude I'm literally drunk everything
It ain't daily. Sometimes
Too far
Lets see what I can't rant about and not correct until I'm passed out. Dude I had the most fantastic night. It was a going away party for my...
That wasn't even communicable.
That's the difference between you and I. Success and failure.
I don't think anyone relevant to society has ever said that before.