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You love me, admit it
No they're mine
You don't even know. That's basically how our convos went down and then she wanted to buy cigars and I went w her and then I ditched her and went...
Also I just broke my favourite purse. Am sad. And a random stranger ate half my pizza but o well. Gn.
Fr. Was unexpected af I just wanted drinks
Never
Basically
Ahaha you're so stupid
She* openly told me, it was weird. We were very drunk. I mentioned I was kinda centrist instead of full left and then she opened up way too much
It isn't time yet
Fr tho
O wow fine
I just went on a date with a white supremacist and am confused af
When hungover, I like to eat enough to feed a family of four. You will feel right as rain, maybe. Apparently, I'm lucky tho cuz my hangovers never...
True af
Me too. Ppl are usually quiet about their farts but whenever ppl sneeze in the same room as me sometimes I'll inform them (teasingly) that they...
Other very relevant fact. A sneeze can travel across the room in milliseconds and head right into your mouth. I haven't seen similar tests for...
During Canada Day there were some government fireworks around midnight that had my cat pacing around everywhere, berry agitated. Then I think it's...
Fireworks are illegal here too but ppl still sell them during holidays and stuff. It's one of those lax laws that no one actually enforces
Thanks bb. We all need to chip in for baby jesus.