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I cooked steak for the first time today.. it went well. Although I like it well done. It was rar-ish, still some blood.
So frustrating my kitty is a garbage picker. I swear her dad must be a feral street cat. She likes to play w plastic bags and stalks me like a...
I have an old jade melon-shaped container my mom gave me. In olden day China they hollow out these melons to hold liquids inside. My lucky charm...
That’s what Facebook and imgur is for.
Our alarm goes off at 5am. My kitty wakes me up at 3:37 every morning.
Wait a minut! You got too much hair. I know bald ppl and you should be bald.
On average a woman’s bag weighs 7 pounds like a bay-bai!
Well it is a cheap raffle. I don’t expect lobster herpes would do if only there was a gift for it.
Agreed *cue Burns fingering gesture*
Too bad you didn’t give me crabs..
That’s not a complaint.
Prize: 999 Greek Water Fountain To enter: Send me a beach or regular crab. Then post entered on this thread. And post a complaint. Any...
Lol. Ur so gullible.
Silencing another without authority
Nice
Kitty, self-explanatory, she just crawled up to me and laid down. So adorbs.
Lol
That’s invitrosexual?