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It was sad really. He had to wear this huge diaper because he couldn't go to the bathroom. ._.
I saw this man who was so big he couldn't even get out of the hospital room he was in. He couldn't breathe without a tube in his neck sending...
Zach! ? That's my mother you're talking about!
Wake up on the top of your car. Surprise!
First there's the problem of getting him up there.
Tie your husband to the roof of your car?
As you can see I'm going to get the pos. Well I guess both cars are okay. I'm not too educated about cars. ?
Well... There are 2 cars: 1. 1999 Mercedes Benz 2. Some kind of corvette .-. Unless we sold that one. I think it's in the shop. Restoring it...
For some reason I don't believe that. e.e Dragon Slayer.
I've never tried sleeping on spikes. ? I'll try it tonight. If I don't get online within two days, call the police.
Jeez. I want to say something so perverted so bad.
Dear Diary, Today I learned Zach likes to sleep on hot rocks. New information I can add to my scrapbook about him! Now I shall continue...
I have a similar story actually. I once woke up and I had a bolder under my mattress. I slept like a baby though.
Well then..
Approximately how many kcs do you have to be to be able to hit in a pro party without pots?
I'm sorry! Baby come back!
.... But.. You said your bacon would always be mine Meggy..
Is it international caps lock day? :0
Spitting fire all over a town full of people. TERRORIST