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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, 'Your...
A pregnant woman is in the bank when the bank is robbed. A gunfight breaks out, and she is shot 3 times in the abdomen. She is rushed to the...
A blonde, on the verge of bankruptcy, sees God as her only hope. She prays to God for help - "God, please help me. I've lost my business and I...
Ok I have a joke thread but come on ATA you guys are the biggest joke here,
I don't know if anyone has already said this but the main reason they want to take off super pros is because it's effected the sales on cats and ec.
A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles...
Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is...
Q: What do going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common? A: You have to bite the crust and lick out the jelly before you get to the...
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.
Housework was woman's work! But one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and...
Wife gets strips down and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my sxey body?' Husband looks her up and down for a moment...
It's true our club tried & won it
Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods, when all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave....
This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his...
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde,...
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I...
One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog is hopping towards a water hole. The forest is so enormous that the frog have never laid eyes...
Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws? A. Practice.
There were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the same day Joe's boat...