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How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? It's dread-full!
What do you call at fat psychic? A four chin teller!
What do you call an elephant that's not important? Irrelephant!
Yay! What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
I've never seen a fruit PUNCH & a cereal BOX.
What do you call a fake noodle? An IMpasta.
No problem. What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill." Bah dah buh dum.
I'll keep them simple & really clean, from now on. My apologies to anyone who is offended.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to...
I fixed the first one. What's wrong with my jokes? They're harmless.
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband...
It says 'myp***s'. Sorry mods.
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing...
I love how hipster girls be shaving the sides of their heads, looking like they just had a sexy a** brain surgery. Get well, girl!
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Prodigy
I think it would be completely awesome if we could trade drops. Like with the AIMD, I'd like it if I could trade my boy cooties for girl cooties.