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Why couldn't the pirate see the movie? It was rrrr rated?
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the...
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way?
Now I have that song stuck in my head ?
Lmao
Your reputation is a joke? Anyone have Ice for that burn?
Your attitude is a joke
Why must people lower the tone
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was "Always". Just for you babe?
I lived with a guy who had OCD and I used to put Rice Krispies in his slippers before I went out. He went mental, but not before he counted them all
I know? but I like making you laugh?
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives?
It ain't about the money money money, just tryin' a be funny funny funny ?? What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah
What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeño business.
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''. I said, ''Waiter, I...
Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow
I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic
Dyslexic man walks into a bra
How do you know when you're too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air freshener Nice thread and sweet of...