Separate names with a comma.
And my mum bought me an iPad. One.
I'm a jnr intern
I invented the it
Yeah well I write for international magazines
I invented vacuums and throat choking. I was bored that day.
Well. Cookie lied. Didn't we also catch Cookie saying his wife had cancer? (He doesn't have a wife FYI.)
The ladies also had men bits
Couldn't find you. Google just returned pictures of hawt ladies
Also in
Before I invented love making it was all sharp sticks and sore bottoms
I invented Cookie0024
I invented writing
You're in
1ft
Twinkle twinkle little star was written about me
Legendary is my middle name
I'm Spartacus
You are my world
I am big Wayne
This all sounds more believable that Cookie being a marketing manager