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How did he "trick" you? Is this the first time this has happened?
The relevance of that statement being...? Congrats?
That song? Take me home now line right there!!!
Lolol I don't think she's wanting the usefulness of pickup lines, even though it varies... I asked for a sexy beast for my birthday, so don't...
I'm you? Has a unicycle
knows ice cream
Ate the earthworm in self defense
Yay for thongs!!!!! You may have lowered the age...but I bet you have at least one grey hair... And yeah...the accident is sad... But...
Smells like bacon a lot
Lost his collar
It was for a reason. I wasn't trying to seduce you just for fun. Promise. Is a cat woman
Shouldve sat down
Foiled my seduction
Wheelchair? 18-25? Almost ancient jk
this is like pimd anonymous!!! O.o old man
you were gone? Welcome back!!!
Is slightly delusional
Legal reasons understood. Congrats, Hun! Hope all goes well with it!!!
thanks! I'll have to think about it. Or something. thanks!