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SERIOUSLY? OMG.. HI, I'M SEYONCÉ
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Gimmie a nickname
"911, what's your emergency?" These two women are fighting over me and its getting out of hand! "Sir, that doesn't seem like an emergency" THE...
I ain't taking it seriously. ?
An honor student.
I think I'll come back and stay for a party or two.
I promise I'll come back after the hunt.
Hi Xannie. I lubs you Xannie.
Lè title doè.
When I was 2 I became the president of pooping halls.
AND* damn it keyboard, really..
POTATO IS MY FRIEND! DON'T GET ANYWHERE NEAR POTATO OR ELSE, I SHALL BAN YOU FROM LOOKING AT HIM AT THATS ALL.
Melons are very… Sweet.
I feel ya jortzy. :(
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOUR ASS IS BIGGER THAN MILEY CYRUS'S ASS. And you're a man.
WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE. I JUST CAME OUT OF THE SHOWER. I'M FREEZIG OMG THE SCREEN IS WET OBG OMG DOBS SKAKSJS AHHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA
WHAT IS DIS. TELL ME, WHAT IS DIS.
WHERE'S LENOVO?
"Omg! Justin Bieber is the greatest man alive! I love him!" Jeff, eat a Snickers. You're gay as **** when you're hungry. Jeff: *eats the...