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Yay for the new baby!
Hair follicles
Reg
STOP WITH THE FISH FACES BEFORE YOU BURN MY EYES OUT! I don't think I noticed, either. But welcome back.
The prince forgets to come and kiss you awake till you turn 648 so he kills you instead.
Falls up
Bit by grandaddy long leg
Newb?
Ick Hit by wrecking ball
Trampled by dust bunnies
Reg/Newb
Alarm clock falls on your head
Fall into hell
Fall on a stake
You will swallow the fly. I don't know why. Perhaps you'll die.
The whale will swallow you. Then the krill will slowly eat your internal organs.
Reg!
Lol. Wow. Only if it's necessary.