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Re: Bird hits 1000 Years old?
True, back to the weird facts ? The founders/owners of Macy's died on the Titanic, they were portrayed in the movie as the old couple who fell...
But then you said I didn't foot the bill and that offended my manliness ? now I want to prove to you I'd be the best vampire ever ?
You're right, I don't "foot" the bill, I pay the bills, that's why you should elect me as your vampire ?
Sounds like it really would be an odd occasion ? Because that's what vampires do, I've dated one, they're all like "oh yeah, don't worry I'm...
I've heard ? but I dun want to be a vampire, too sparkly for my taste
It is within my 5-Dolla-Docta Professional opinion that you are a vampire I'll prescribe you some Xanax and ask that you stay 50 feet away...
Do you get sudden urges to bite necks and suck blood?
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He made that one thread in 2012 ?
This hurt me, thanks cholo ?
New Zealand has more sheep than people ? Why was I never informed of this?
You got fucked up
According to some old myths, birth marks show where you were killed in your last life. ??
Pope Francis used to be a nightclub bouncer
There is a man who survived a train derailment, a door coming off an airplane, a bus crash, a fiery car accident, and two other car accidents, he...
Is that the same person who lied and then cowered like a bitch when I confronted him? ? stay dench homie
In 1979 a woman jumped from the 86th floor of the Empire State Building only to have a gust of wind push her onto the 85th floor ledge, her only...
Gemini Syndrome HELLYEAH Hollywood Undead Five Finger Death Punch Three Days Grace I can never make up my mind on which one of them I like best ?
Wasn't there a tranny on the last thread?