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Sit on a really small midget, have he/she pull it out for you! Yay! No more problem!!!
Why bone the cow when its cheaper to buy milk...or something like that.
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Fart on this list Fart in a car while on a road trip Fart in a hot air balloon Fart on a cat or a dog
Geno's East Chicago style is the best!!!
Cats get cheaper everytime u buy one. First they are $7, the next one is $6, then $5 and so on. Eventually ATA pays u to buy them!!
Mixed, how else are u gonna get laid?
I bumped this cuz im AWESOME!
Thanks!!
And finally...FoodBob sent 15 puns to his forum friends with the hopes that at least 10 would make them laugh...No pun in ten did!!!
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they...
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an...
Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little,...
I went to buy some camoflague pants today but i couldnt find any.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman...Their kids were nothing to look at either.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The Ceremony wasnt much, but the reception was excellent!
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Ill serve you, but you better not start anything!"
I went to a seafood disco last night and pulled a mussel.