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First, I would stay calm. Second, I would find some food to take with me into a closet. Third, hide in the closet until I was the last person...
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I'm done for now. But I have something for you.
Awkward...
I would have laughed my ass off.
I know you.
Okay, everyone knows that guys say that they like girls butts, and usually lots of it. But how do you know when "too much" is actually, TOO MUCH?...
A half couch?
I bet that smelled like complete
My pupil blackmailed me into joining his club using pictures he took of me when I was in my
You know you liked it.
Anyone?
Please?
Well, one time I was playing football in my friends backyard, and there was a dirt pile, and I saw a bird, tripped over the dirt pile, and hit my...
It's about a fat guy that wants.
At least someone understands.
What do y'all not get?
Once upon a time there was a fat guy with man boobs. He wanted to (you know) very badly, he was a 35 year old virgin. He finally found a girl...
That poor hamster.
We shall!