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When I was a freshman, I played chameleon. I just blended in with my surroundings and stayed unnoticed. Now Junior/Senior, I was a peacock! I...
...I like that joke if it helps. It's like if I said "I like to get my husband off ...the couch so we can go shopping."'
I'm technically new, and that hurts my wittle fweelings!! At least I got an IPhone.
But Happy Birthday!!! Cake for you! Cake for everybody!
There's not much to being legal. All you can do is: Vote Buy lottery tickets Go to strip clubs and adult stores Go to jail Go to R-Rated...
Ooo! Haters are ur motivators! Don't listen to those instigators. Let them inspire your desire, That only makes you fly higher. By...
...I like saying idk and using letters to replace words. Y can't I b myself?
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U can't have love without hate. U can't have problems without a debate. And when u learn to love urself, Say fuck you to every else. By...
UnicornWars
Mr.Unicorn Chairness!
Sometimes I tip too much or too less. Im bad at tips.
PUPPIES! My parents never let me get one Sadness
I'm confused. I thought sin was bad. Why would I have a favorite? On that note, it's lust with a side of gluttony.
I know it's weird! He txts me more than I txt my best friend! And I'll try it.
I need a little help please. There is this guy I've known since middle school, but we haven't really talked much til the end of high school. And...
Sure Thing by Miguel! His voice...it does something to me. Something wonderful.
Babies are so sweet. I want a bundle! But I want to be married before I do. (not the same as sex before marriage, in case ppl get confused)
I love candy! Especially CHOCOLATE! CHOCOOOLATE! AHHHHHH! CHOCOLATE! Fact: Unicorns love chocolate.
Omg, Im such a movie buff, it's so hard to decide! Hunger Games were good, but I love Sherlock Holmes!