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What is the definition of a lesbian? Yet another damm woman trying to do a man's job!
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking guy in his mid- twenties and the other is a...
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just...
Tom's grandfather left him ten million dollars and it was the very next week his long time girlfriend Jane agreed to marry him. After three months...
A lady, toweling off in front of the mirror, noticed a few gray pubic hairs. She bent down and said to her privates: I know you haven't been...
A lady, toweling off in front of the mirror, noticed a few gray pubic hairs. She bent down
Little Johnny went out into the garden and saw her pet cat lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to...
Q. How do you say 69 in Chinese? A. Twocanchew (two can chew).
Q. What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? A. Potpourri
Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them!
Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box? A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "Lie to me!"
Q. Did you hear that the new and politically correct name for "lesbian". A. It has been changed to "vagitarian".
Q. What do women and police cars have in common? A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
Q. Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife... A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.
Q. What's female Viagra? A. Jewelery
Q. How many animals can you get into a pair of tights? A. 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 ?, thousands of hares and a dead fish...
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard.
Q. Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? A. So they don't whistle on the way down.