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A Frenchwoman took her little daughter to the Louvre where they saw a statue of a nude male. "What is that?" asked the child pointing to the...
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on...
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes to play in the water....
This guy is nearing the end of his senior year in highschool, unfortunately he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is about 5...
What is the definition of a perfect lover? A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a...
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A man who is just married is flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride is to accompany him the next day. When he gets there,...
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The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?" The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a...
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it...
One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog is hopping towards a water hole. The forest is so enormous that the frog have never laid eyes...
It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to...
Little Johnnie sees his Daddy's car passing the play-ground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a...
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid,...
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration.