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A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69". "What the hell is that?" asks the...
A fellow passed a house with a little red light burning in front, so he stepped inside. There was nothing in sight and nothing there but an empty...
I posted this joke in my first joke thread lol
Did you hear the new and politically correct name for 'lesbian'. It has been changed to 'vagitarian'.
A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, 'Sir,...
Came across to collect tokens for another game, been here ever since 6 years I'll never get them years back
A man goes into a drug store and asks the cashier for some rubbers. The cashier asks, "What size?" The man replies, "Size? I didn't know they...
lol
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the...
Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, "Madam, I...
A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctor's office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism...
Three men were taking a trip on a plane. When they get on the pilot tells the passengers not to throw anything out of the windows. The plane lifts...
Mom took Little Johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his little peewee. Doctor: "How did such a thing happen?" Johnny: "It's that damn...
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome Teed Off and watched in horror as her ball headed...
A blonde walks into a doctor's office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, "Doc, I hurt all over." The doctor is really confused. He...
A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his ( can't write the word sorry). He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put...
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are...
This foreign man is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way. He calls the bartender over and in a thick accent and somewhat...