Yo mama?

Yo mama so ugly, she beat Tyra Banks in a stare off.


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Yo mama so dum when sheneeded 250 she entered a contest won 300 and threw 50 awAy

 

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone


Yo mama so fat when she went swiming sum whales stArted singin we r family even though your fatter than me

 

Yo mama so skinny that she Jump rope in a foot-loop

 

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps in the pool, her splash attack actually does damage.

 

Yo mamas so stupid she tried to drown a fish 
Yo mamas so stupid she stole a free sample 

Im Sexy and I Know It ~ Supershuffler

 

Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

 

Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out !!!

 

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

Yo mamma so ugly she look like you.

^buuurn

 

Yo mama so stupid, Rebecca Black had to remind her that Thursday comes before Friday.

 

Yo momma so old, her breast milk is like powder. She gotta breast
Feed like this. Deep breath 

 

Yo mamma is so black that they marked her absent at Night School.

Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow " I can't believe it's not butter".

Yo mamma is so fat that we took a picture last Christmas and it's still printing.

 

Yo mamas so fat when she turns around she gets a welcome Back party

 

Thx for stealing my sinature supershuffler

 

Yo mama is so black that when I shot a bullet at her it came back asking for a flashlight







Yo mama is so poor that when I lite a match in her house the cockroaches came out and said "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cus we got heat!!!!!"

 

Yo mama so fat, that when she lies around the house, she lies AROUND the house.

Yo mama so dirty, that she thought Skyrim was- actually I don't think I should say that

Yo mama so stupid, she thought the chicken that crossed the road joke was actually funny. Although when used at the right time it can be (mainly for irony)

 

Yo mama so stupid that when she was trapped in a superstore she starved to death

 

Your mama so fat........ Can you ask her to move her *** out of my way?

 

Yo mama is so damn fat' she needs a wide load sign strapped to her ass'

And when she backs up' she needs a beeper like this' *bleep bleep bleep*

 

Yo mamas so stupid wen Thelights went out she did the electric slide