Jokes for Misc

Discussion in 'Other PIMD Discussion' started by Sherily, Sep 30, 2020.

  1. my mental abilities are telling me 20 chibis and next week
     
  2. I read the title thinking we were gonna be making up witty jokes for newer misc that don't really have them... I'm disapointed.

    But hey, it's spooky season, and I got a couple creepy facts for you:


    Did you know spider webs were used as bandaids in ancient times? Imagine wrapping it around your finger and the spider is still in it! 😱

    Did you know many animals (including cats, dogs, and rabbits) will eat their young, healthy and sick alike, if they're stressed due to lack of food? They also eat sick or dying young and use its nutrients to feed the other offspring. Talk about recycling.

    In toddlers, their adult teeth are underneath their eyes and in their jaw.

    (Okay, this one is adorable) There is a spider that rolls itself into a wheel and cartwheels away when it senses danger, kind of like roly polies (pill bugs).
     
  3. When your statement makes no sense but you still attempt to bash someone you don't know.
     
  4. Precious bean!
     
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  5. Omg, I want a little rolly polly spider pill bug now. πŸ₯ΊπŸ’•
     
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  6. Support.
     
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    Hooker Penguins always make me laugh
     
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  8. Also, long time no see! How has the pandemic been treating you?
     
  9. How does Bigfoot keep his butt tight?

    ...he does Sass Squats πŸ™ƒ
     
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  10. Hey, a nice rock is a nice rock. They have my best wishes!
     
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  11. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ That's a cute one.
     
  12. Nearly 3% of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine.
     
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  13. not a joke or meme but it’s some weird information.
     
  14. I am slightly uncomfortable with this information. Haha
     
  15. A month away from Halloween so I'll post a Halloween joke.

    Q: Why do cemeteries have fences?
    A: Because people are dying to get in.

    Q: Why are pumpkins better than men?
    A: Every year you get a fresh crop to choose from.
     
  16. I have those things everywhere at my place 🀧
     
  17. Really?! I'm going to build a treehouse in your backyard and live in it.
     
  18. Everything is better than men but I do love pumpkins!
     
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  19. How do you post pictures I have some double oogaly pets.