.hahaha this is terrific, but then again I don't remember because I have amnesia jk
Punch your wife in the face I LOL'd !! People were looking at me funny. I then stood on the table in the middle of the rib shack and screamed:LLLLLLLEEREEEERRRRRROOOOOYYYYY JJJJEEEEEENNNNNNKKIIIIIINNNNNS!!!!!!!! And ran for the door, my waitress tried stopping me, because I didn't pay for my meal. I juked, smacked her rear, and stole her tip money. Got away clean...well kinda clean. I had BBQ sauce on my hands and in my beard. I didn't feel awkward at the time I did that. I felt....? powerful. However now that I'm writing this I kinda feel awkward and a lil bad, because they have good ribs and I'll never be able to go back there and eat.