I wish my girlfriend would become a psychotic, emotionally unstable, selfish, clingy, undervalued, racist, emo, person.
Granted but ur head gets chopped off by a ninja which means no longer u no longer will be needing ur ass I wish I was superman with a iron man suit and Thor's hammer
You drop the hammer on your suit and it is broken beyond all repair. I wish the lady at the clerks desk would hurry up
Granted but she starts moving so fast that she swipes ur keys without u realizing it and takes you're car I wish I could live on mars (Since my suit was screwed up because I dropped the dang hammer)
Granted but u die because of no air I wish I had unlimited pizza that is not poisoned and while I'm eating it I could never go hungery
Granted but then you get framed for UDID stealing and IP barred from the game. I wish I could sit on Nicki Minaji's butt like it was a seat and walk around town playing the drums on it. (I just got up. Quit judging me...)
Granted but u get shot In head by a homeless guy Wish all the Perves didn't exist and I can't be the only perv left