Rapp Off

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *xXxPartyRockxXx (01), Jun 13, 2012.

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  1. You're telling this to a girl?
    That's just wrong.
    Just wear your thong
    I'm about to hurl,
    Because your so horrible,

    I can't stand this,
    Just go piss!
    I'm lucky I try,
    Because I get all A's
     
  2. You like that word?
     
  3. How old r u can't rite
    More than 2 verses
    Go get a new purse
    U take a bite

    I take a chunk
    Ur rhymes are crap
    Ur the reason the titanic sunk
    U r as cool plant sap

    Sap is annoying
    So r u piss off
    Can't touch the master
    If u do u need a plaster
     
  4. Stop dissing me,
    Before you flee,
    I hate shopping,
    So just quit talking.

    I don't write more then two,
    Because I really want to sue,
    You for your horrible spelling
    So I'm going back to selling.

    Does this prove you wrong,
    I can write a song,
    But I'd rather rap,
    Like you'd rather nap.
     
  5. Ahem.


    Step back and take a quick lesson
    Want cha to know, with you I aint messin
    Think about your rhymes before you post
    Cuz I'm not sure you realize that most
    Of your lyrics have syllables to spare
    To rap them would take the speed of a hare
    And not-rhyming raps are hard to say, too
    Take the flow outta the rhyme, you do
     
  6. What?  And how are you my friend? 
     
  7. Lol

    Say your rap before you post it. Those that don't rhyme are harder to say, and both of y'all have too many syllables in one line compared to another. You'd have to be able to rap really fast to say what y'all are posting to a beat...

    And I honestly don't know. Hi, friend? 
     
  8. Hi.  X3 I just did this because I was bored :3
     
  9. Oh BTW Kaz I'm 19 :3
     
  10. I won't flee
    But u have a flea in ur hair
    I got that top notch flair
    U look like a bear

    U girls love the shop
    Finding that cute top
    Then u find that skirt
    Then try to flirt

    I dis you for lunch
    While u hav a bit of brunch
    U go for a crunch
    And then I go punch

    U think u can rap
    But ur as cool as a bacon bap
    Can't rap fr hell
    Cos I'm the devil

    I'm on my throne get down on ur knees
     
  11. I don't love the shop,
    I'd rather call a cop!
    I'd rather draw anyways.
    So go ahead and pay.

    I really hate your attitude,
    It makes me think you're a hobo.
    But my rap is robo.

    I don't like to flirt,
    I have a BF named Kurt,
    So just shut up
    And buy a pup
     
  12. Get a cop
    Get arrested then get shot
    I take my gun and it gos POP
    R u sure u don't like shops

    There r 4 lines in a verse get it ryt
    I'm like a lite
    All up in ur face
    I have pace

    U ain't robo
    Ur more like a hobo
    I'll go solo
    Just go ahead and follo

    If u don't like my attitude
    Watch I'm crude
    With a bit rude
    Get in a bed all nude

    Go home to kurt
    He probably looks like dirt
    Wearin his ripped up shirt
    U must've had to flirt

    Poor girl
     
  13. Why can't take a joke
     
  14. Yeah now you're just making fun of me -.-'
     
  15. Sorry I was just jokin
     
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