Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone?

And I was in the back of the truck, they toke my hostage cos they wanted my good looks 

 

You were in the truck to im one blind driver

 

She wanted sprinkles on her cone, and got shit instead !

 

Ikr

 

So i could give her some RP

 

I rather throw you away humbug

 

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What did the blind and deaf boy get for christmas?


Cancer 

 

I don get it pooh

 

Haha it's an anti-joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

 

i get it now

 

How do u make a plumber cry?

U kill his family. 

 

.....BWAHAHAHHAHAHA

.-.

I'm done now.

 

Does anyone want something less violent?

 

Yes

 

Ok. Um...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
"We're both lawyers."

 

Q: what's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

(*I watch too much ICarly*)

A: Anybody can roast beef but NOBODY can pea soup.

......


BWAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


BAHAHAHAHAAH

.-.

Otie dotie, I done now :3

 

Mate did she say buttersock?
Is it a sock...
Full of butta?

 

HIGHFIVE MAN HIGHFIVE

Dont you hate the letter Q?

 

What's big, white, and falls on you from out of a tree?

 

Clouds