Detox

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by WhoTfIsWesday, Jan 16, 2020.

  1. You ever just be walking home from school and see some paper on the ground and then because you're nosy af you pick it up and it's a wedding invitation but then on the back it's a note from someone asking their partner to go to detox for some reason? Same.

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    People are strange.
     
    #1 WhoTfIsWesday, Jan 16, 2020
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  2. I'd want my gf to be concerned for my health too
     
    #2 IlXlIJ0P0IlXlI, Jan 16, 2020
  3. Would she also write it on the back of a wedding invitation that one you then leaves in the snow
     
    #3 WhoTfIsWesday, Jan 16, 2020
  4. Real talk, are you gonna go to the wedding?
     
    #4 Muschi, Jan 16, 2020
  5. It already passed, sadly. Otherwise I would considered
     
    #5 WhoTfIsWesday, Jan 16, 2020
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  6. Can I be your +1?
     
    #6 Maddi_Matsu, Jan 16, 2020
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  7. If it weren't too late, yes 💕
     
    #7 WhoTfIsWesday, Jan 16, 2020
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  8. Well I suppose at least the writer did good by self-recycling the old invitation...? Although it did end up as litter...
     
    #8 Muschi, Jan 16, 2020
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  9. Maybe the partner dropped it on the floor and broke things up with the detox person. 🥺
     
    #9 PapiLovesHisTequila, Jan 16, 2020
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  10. Are you calling me toxic? Frankly dearest, screw you. We're through.
    *scrunches up note and throws it into the snow, then stomps it further into the snow*
     
    #10 Kefo, Jan 16, 2020
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  11. This is funnier if you read detox, not as getting clean off of drugs in rehab, but as the writer asking the receiver to "detox" from ~bad vibes~ by going on one of those "juice cleanses"
     
    #11 Muschi, Jan 16, 2020
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    #12 RoseMilkTea, Jan 16, 2020
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