WhoTfIsWesday
Well-Known Member
Are priests gay since they're married to Jesus? Serious answers only pls, this is genuine.
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My philosophy prof kept saying priests were married to Jesus today so it's official. Nuns definitely use the term and priests also can't get married for the same reason. So if they don't use the term is it because they're trying to not make their marriage w Jesus seem gay?Do they really use that term though??
Cause like I've never thought of this before
I'll go to church on Sunday and askSo it definitely doesn't make them gay, unless their pp's touch or they jerk off to the thought of Jesus... Which I'm about 60% sure they don't
Also, I realize these are true as modern technicalities but I thought Christian marriage had to be consummated to count? Or was that decided after the first edition of the bibleMarriage doesn't always involve sexual intercourse.
You don't even have to be romantically involved with the one you marry.
I've never heard it, either, til today but now that I have I can't get it out of my headAs someone who’s been raised Christian I can say that I’ve never heard a priest describe their job as being “Married to Jesus”.
I’m agnostic now, if anyone was curious
And several thousand stepdads![]()
So... I have two dads now??
I hope they buy me that Costco bucket of mac-n-cheese or else I'm calling dad #1And several thousand stepdads
I keep hearing this bucket get referenced. Must be some bucketI hope they buy me that Costco bucket of mac-n-cheese or else I'm calling dad #1![]()
You think you're joking but nun assassins are realYou solved it. Watch your back, there quite possibly will be Vatican assassins after you now to keep this secret from being exposed
Oh...I am 100% not jokingYou think you're joking but nun assassins are real
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Oh...I am 100% not joking
Of course! You know who I am sillyare you an illuminati theorist?
Do I? I'm running the list of peeps in my head who would both use the word silly and who mess about believing in conspiracy and I am coming up empty-handedOf course! You know who I am silly
It's Julie.Do I? I'm running the list of peeps in my head who would both use the word silly and who mess about believing in conspiracy and I am coming up empty-handed