Genuine Question

Do they really use that term though??

Cause like I've never thought of this before
My philosophy prof kept saying priests were married to Jesus today so it's official. Nuns definitely use the term and priests also can't get married for the same reason. So if they don't use the term is it because they're trying to not make their marriage w Jesus seem gay?
 
In one sense yes? But also the whole “married to Jesus” seems to be a spiritual bond so it depends how you define marriage I suppose. Because you could be married to someone but not be attracted to them in that way?

Beats me though honestly, I’m Buddhist.
 
Marriage doesn't always involve sexual intercourse.

You don't even have to be romantically involved with the one you marry.

So it definitely doesn't make them gay, unless their pp's touch or they jerk off to the thought of Jesus... Which I'm about 60% sure they don't
 
Marriage doesn't always involve sexual intercourse.

You don't even have to be romantically involved with the one you marry.
Also, I realize these are true as modern technicalities but I thought Christian marriage had to be consummated to count? Or was that decided after the first edition of the bible
 
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So... I have two dads now??
 
You solved it. Watch your back, there quite possibly will be Vatican assassins after you now to keep this secret from being exposed
 
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